stuff i need (and want)


I apologize in advance because this wishlist will not be as sexy as you though it would

If you want to vicariously feel what moving to the swamp feels like and would not mind partaking in this crazy endeavor with me, you can check out My New Life In The Everglades wishlist on Amazon.

I also wouldn’t mind if you would like to take part in the pathological obsession I have with my dog. So, unmistakably, I also have a wishlist for all the crap I wanna get her.

If you’re a Baby Boomer looking to join me in inhabiting the beautiful Sunshine State, let me tell you, we’re all about them hurricane goodies.


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